Top 66 Quotes by Elayne Boosler

About Elayne Boosler

These are some quotes by American author Elayne Boosler Comedian, who was born on August 18, 1952.

I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.

I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.

Elayne Boosler

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

Elayne Boosler

Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

Elayne Boosler

Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could see callers' breath coming out of my phone.

Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could see callers' breath coming out of my phone.

Elayne Boosler

I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'

I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'

Elayne Boosler

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

Elayne Boosler

Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.

Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.

Elayne Boosler

I've never been able to write for stand-up.

I've never been able to write for stand-up.

Elayne Boosler

It doesn't bother me that I'm not a household word on the East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm so popular in these cities where you've never imagined an East Coast comedian working.

It doesn't bother me that I'm not a household word on the East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm so popular in these cities where you've never imagined an East Coast comedian working.

Elayne Boosler

When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.

Elayne Boosler

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