My family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant. Elayne Boosler familyjewishobservant Change image and share on social
I personally cannot tell you how many times we rescuers put our names on animals to come to us as soon as they are eligible for release, only to find they have been senselessly killed by overzealous pound workers. Elayne Boosler animaleligiblefind share on social
Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. There's nothing more satisfying. Elayne Boosler audiencedirecthome Change image and share on social
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. Elayne Boosler doorfigurelock Change image and share on social
I pray if I ever find out I have only about three minutes to live it's during a basketball game, because then I'll have, what, 10, 12 years to live? Elayne Boosler basketballfindgame Change image and share on social
We have wild animals in zoos, yet people rarely meet their 'food' face to face. Elayne Boosler animalfacefood Change image and share on social
I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club. Elayne Boosler clubjackiemason Change image and share on social
I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six cats, or will let me make a difference to the one woman saving chimps in Cameroon.' Elayne Boosler camerooncatcheap share on social
I love being down at Occupy Wall Street. The sincerity, the youth involvement, the desire for better, is palpable and moving. There is true caring, sharing, and refreshingly naive hope. Elayne Boosler caredesirehope Change image and share on social
I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city. Elayne Boosler cityeavesdroprun Change image and share on social
