Top 66 Quotes by Elayne Boosler

About Elayne Boosler

These are some quotes by American author Elayne Boosler Comedian, who was born on August 18, 1952.

Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.

Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.

Elayne Boosler

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

Elayne Boosler

I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'

I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'

Elayne Boosler

I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.

Elayne Boosler

Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could see callers' breath coming out of my phone.

Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could see callers' breath coming out of my phone.

Elayne Boosler

Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

Elayne Boosler

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

Elayne Boosler

I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble.

I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble.

Elayne Boosler

I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.

I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.

Elayne Boosler

My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

Elayne Boosler

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