The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq. Dennis Miller findfrenchiraq Change image and share on social
Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand. Dennis Miller electelvishold Change image and share on social
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese. Dennis Miller cheeseliewashington Change image and share on social
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R. Dennis Miller begineducationproblem Change image and share on social
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown. Dennis Miller catclowngogh Change image and share on social
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. Dennis Miller copfatfind Change image and share on social
Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living. Dennis Miller livemakepoint Change image and share on social
I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy. Dennis Miller comediancomedygod Change image and share on social
What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign. Dennis Miller businesscampaigncare share on social
If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem. Dennis Miller attackbushclinton Change image and share on social
