Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet. Dennis Miller beingfencehang Change image and share on social
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese. Dennis Miller cheeseliewashington Change image and share on social
We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael Moore represents everything I detest in a human being. Dennis Miller badlycountrydetest Change image and share on social
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R. Dennis Miller begineducationproblem Change image and share on social
Never have lives less lived been more chronicled. Dennis Miller chroniclelive Change image and share on social
I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian. Dennis Miller comediancredibility Change image and share on social
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. Dennis Miller etchhollywoodlicense Change image and share on social
The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq. Dennis Miller findfrenchiraq Change image and share on social
Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking. Dennis Miller driftfindgame Change image and share on social