Never have lives less lived been more chronicled. Dennis Miller chroniclelive Change image and share on social
What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign. Dennis Miller businesscampaigncare share on social
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese. Dennis Miller cheeseliewashington Change image and share on social
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R. Dennis Miller begineducationproblem Change image and share on social
Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again. Dennis Miller cardcaredestruction share on social
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. Dennis Miller copfatfind Change image and share on social
Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living. Dennis Miller livemakepoint Change image and share on social
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. Dennis Miller etchhollywoodlicense Change image and share on social
The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq. Dennis Miller findfrenchiraq Change image and share on social
Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking. Dennis Miller driftfindgame Change image and share on social
