Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair? Dennis Miller ballooncostday Change image and share on social
I want to help the helpless, but I don't want to help the clueless. Dennis Miller cluelesshelpless Change image and share on social
Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again. Dennis Miller cardcaredestruction share on social
Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer. Dennis Miller makethousandwriter Change image and share on social
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven. Dennis Miller badcarteat Change image and share on social
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? Dennis Miller affirmcashcold Change image and share on social
