Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on. Dennis Miller conservativedefendhalf Change image and share on social
Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair? Dennis Miller ballooncostday Change image and share on social
I want to help the helpless, but I don't want to help the clueless. Dennis Miller cluelesshelpless Change image and share on social
Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer. Dennis Miller makethousandwriter Change image and share on social
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven. Dennis Miller badcarteat Change image and share on social
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? Dennis Miller affirmcashcold Change image and share on social
