Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time. Dennis Miller godgoodguilt Change image and share on social
Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on. Dennis Miller conservativedefendhalf Change image and share on social
It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity. Dennis Miller bigcomplaintculture Change image and share on social
Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair? Dennis Miller ballooncostday Change image and share on social
I want to help the helpless, but I don't want to help the clueless. Dennis Miller cluelesshelpless Change image and share on social
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. Dennis Miller copfatfind Change image and share on social
