Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways. Dennis Miller buseygaryhighway Change image and share on social
I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. Dennis Miller broadcastfunjob Change image and share on social
I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess. Dennis Miller bushcheckerchess Change image and share on social
If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem. Dennis Miller attackbushclinton Change image and share on social
I didn't know my Dad - he moved out early. And my mom's politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn't think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. I've been both in my life. Dennis Miller daddemocratearly share on social
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown. Dennis Miller catclowngogh Change image and share on social
I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy. Dennis Miller comediancomedygod Change image and share on social
Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living. Dennis Miller livemakepoint Change image and share on social
Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking. Dennis Miller driftfindgame Change image and share on social
