President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which. Dennis Miller addressbushenglish Change image and share on social
The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens. Dennis Miller callcitizenhouse Change image and share on social
If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem. Dennis Miller attackbushclinton Change image and share on social
I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. Dennis Miller broadcastfunjob Change image and share on social
I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess. Dennis Miller bushcheckerchess Change image and share on social
Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on. Dennis Miller conservativedefendhalf Change image and share on social
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown. Dennis Miller catclowngogh Change image and share on social
I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy. Dennis Miller comediancomedygod Change image and share on social
Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking. Dennis Miller driftfindgame Change image and share on social