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I want to help the helpless, but I don't want to help the clueless. Dennis Miller cluelesshelpless Change image and share on social
Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge. Dennis Miller bacallbrucecarrot Change image and share on social
America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school. Dennis Miller americacountrykind Change image and share on social
Your own music comes out of your head and emotions, but it's not etched in your system. Keith Jarrett emotionetchhead Change image and share on social
Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. Marilyn Monroe centdollarfifty Change image and share on social
You have to take some dramatic license just to make it entertaining sometimes. Chi McBride dramaticentertainlicense Change image and share on social
