I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian. Dennis Miller comediancredibility Change image and share on social
What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy. Dennis Miller articleconstantlydrive Change image and share on social
Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge. Dennis Miller bacallbrucecarrot Change image and share on social
The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board. Dennis Miller americanaverageboard Change image and share on social
The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt. Dennis Miller aidblameglobal Change image and share on social
We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael Moore represents everything I detest in a human being. Dennis Miller badlycountrydetest Change image and share on social
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. Dennis Miller etchhollywoodlicense Change image and share on social
One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech. Dennis Miller manscreechvoltaire Change image and share on social
America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school. Dennis Miller americacountrykind Change image and share on social
