Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels. Dennis Miller assumebrothelcamera share on social
I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy. Dennis Miller comediancomedygod Change image and share on social
The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board. Dennis Miller americanaverageboard Change image and share on social
President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which. Dennis Miller addressbushenglish Change image and share on social
I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian. Dennis Miller comediancredibility Change image and share on social
What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy. Dennis Miller articleconstantlydrive Change image and share on social
Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge. Dennis Miller bacallbrucecarrot Change image and share on social
One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech. Dennis Miller manscreechvoltaire Change image and share on social
The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt. Dennis Miller aidblameglobal Change image and share on social
