We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael Moore represents everything I detest in a human being. Dennis Miller badlycountrydetest Change image and share on social
The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood. Dennis Miller americanbadlydirect Change image and share on social
America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school. Dennis Miller americacountrykind Change image and share on social
I didn't know my Dad - he moved out early. And my mom's politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn't think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. I've been both in my life. Dennis Miller daddemocratearly share on social
The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country. Dennis Miller countrydeathlife Change image and share on social
Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. Dennis Miller bearexcusetime Change image and share on social
It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity. Dennis Miller bigcomplaintculture Change image and share on social
Most Americans will let liberals and conservatives play their games because most Americans don't pay attention. Dennis Miller americanattentionconservative Change image and share on social
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. Dennis Miller insightfullongshallow Change image and share on social
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time. Dennis Miller godgoodguilt Change image and share on social
