What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy. Dennis Miller articleconstantlydrive Change image and share on social
What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign. Dennis Miller businesscampaigncare share on social
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven. Dennis Miller badcarteat Change image and share on social
The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country. Dennis Miller countrydeathlife Change image and share on social
Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer. Dennis Miller makethousandwriter Change image and share on social
Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels. Dennis Miller assumebrothelcamera share on social
A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away. Dennis Miller appealblackkerry Change image and share on social
Most Americans will let liberals and conservatives play their games because most Americans don't pay attention. Dennis Miller americanattentionconservative Change image and share on social
Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. Dennis Miller bearexcusetime Change image and share on social
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. Dennis Miller insightfullongshallow Change image and share on social
