One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech. Dennis Miller manscreechvoltaire Change image and share on social
America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school. Dennis Miller americacountrykind Change image and share on social
I didn't know my Dad - he moved out early. And my mom's politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn't think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. I've been both in my life. Dennis Miller daddemocratearly share on social
The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country. Dennis Miller countrydeathlife Change image and share on social
Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. Dennis Miller bearexcusetime Change image and share on social
It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity. Dennis Miller bigcomplaintculture Change image and share on social
Most Americans will let liberals and conservatives play their games because most Americans don't pay attention. Dennis Miller americanattentionconservative Change image and share on social
Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels. Dennis Miller assumebrothelcamera share on social
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. Dennis Miller insightfullongshallow Change image and share on social
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time. Dennis Miller godgoodguilt Change image and share on social
