I'm always excited to try something I haven't done. Demetri Martin excite Change image and share on social
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. Demetri Martin daydreamfind Change image and share on social
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.' Demetri Martin 000finishjigsaw Change image and share on social
I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And it's like, 'Okay. That's your opinion. Somebody liked it, so that's good.' Hopefully it balances out. Demetri Martin balancecomedycutesy share on social
I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me. Demetri Martin importantkeeptrack Change image and share on social
I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters who have died in the other games. 'Hey, man, what are you playing?' 'Super Busy Hospital. Could you leave me alone? I'm performing surgery! This guy got shot in the head, like, 27 times!' Demetri Martin busycharactercreate share on social
I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television. Demetri Martin 80shighlot Change image and share on social
And as far as actors go, Peter Sellers is my all-time favorite. Demetri Martin actorfavoritepeter Change image and share on social
People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy. Demetri Martin arguecardrive share on social
And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track. Demetri Martin dayforwardmorning Change image and share on social