For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. I'd come home and go to church and everybody would say, 'Oh, my God. Demetri, you're working at the White House.' Demetri Martin churchdemetridrop share on social
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin funfunnyidea Change image and share on social
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. Demetri Martin funnykidpeople Change image and share on social
I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.' Demetri Martin cologneinterestrhyme Change image and share on social
I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me. Demetri Martin collegefinishfit Change image and share on social
I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it. Demetri Martin 60sblushentice Change image and share on social
I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale. Demetri Martin actualaskclthe Change image and share on social
I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs. Demetri Martin backlightpocket Change image and share on social
I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone. Demetri Martin findfriendgirl Change image and share on social
The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience. Demetri Martin audiencefeedbackfront Change image and share on social
