I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes important keep track
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! Demetri Martin fatladlespoon Change image and share on social
Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral. Demetri Martin apologizefuneral Change image and share on social
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin funfunnyidea Change image and share on social
What cracks me up is people who think I don't take baseball seriously. It's the most important thing in my life. They don't know how hard it is for me to get a bad game out of my mind. I still can't, but I'm getting better. Brady Anderson badbaseballcrack share on social
The Yas Marina circuit is really pretty impressive. The track itself has some quite slow corners and not a great deal of overtaking opportunities, but it seems to combine a road course with a circuit course. Alexander Rossi circuitcombinecorner share on social
I'd be all for everybody keeping their sidearms if they're in the military and on a military installation. That's something we need to get back to. Louie Gohmert backinstallationkeep Change image and share on social
