David Letterman

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.

There is no off position on the genius switch.

Technology is characterized by constant change, rapid innovation, creative destruction, and revolutionary products.

In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.