It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan? David Letterman earlyfeelramadan Change image and share on social
The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong. David Letterman badknowmeet Change image and share on social
The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. David Letterman briefingbushgeorge Change image and share on social
We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets. David Letterman apologybombcertificate share on social
No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney. David Letterman alivecheneydick Change image and share on social
I believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American. David Letterman absolutelyamericandemocrat Change image and share on social
If it wasn't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsover. David Letterman coffeeidentifiablepersonality Change image and share on social
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious. David Letterman collectivemakesmudge Change image and share on social
There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage. David Letterman beveragechildearth Change image and share on social
I have found that the only thing that does bring you happiness is doing something good for somebody who is incapable of doing it for themselves. David Letterman bringfindgood Change image and share on social
