The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral. David Letterman alivebigconfuse Change image and share on social
President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger. David Letterman bushpresidentpronounce Change image and share on social
It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan? David Letterman earlyfeelramadan Change image and share on social
The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong. David Letterman badknowmeet Change image and share on social
The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. David Letterman briefingbushgeorge Change image and share on social
Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water. David Letterman findgreathave Change image and share on social
If it wasn't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsover. David Letterman coffeeidentifiablepersonality Change image and share on social
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious. David Letterman collectivemakesmudge Change image and share on social
There is no off position on the genius switch. David Letterman geniuspositionswitch Change image and share on social
There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage. David Letterman beveragechildearth Change image and share on social
