The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral. David Letterman alivebigconfuse Change image and share on social
President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger. David Letterman bushpresidentpronounce Change image and share on social
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. David Letterman actdancehost Change image and share on social
Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno. David Letterman arnoldbodybuilder Change image and share on social
A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag. David Letterman demandevidenceflag share on social
We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets. David Letterman apologybombcertificate share on social
No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney. David Letterman alivecheneydick Change image and share on social
I believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American. David Letterman absolutelyamericandemocrat Change image and share on social
If it wasn't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsover. David Letterman coffeeidentifiablepersonality Change image and share on social
It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said. David Letterman arnoldentergovernor Change image and share on social
