Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel. David Letterman badbombcamel Change image and share on social
Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode? David Letterman 000bombdrop Change image and share on social
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move. David Letterman citygreatlead Change image and share on social
There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing. David Letterman behaviorcouragecourageous share on social