The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. David Letterman briefingbushgeorge Change image and share on social
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. David Letterman actdancehost Change image and share on social
I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red. David Letterman boyfaceidea Change image and share on social
Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton. David Letterman banchangegay Change image and share on social