President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either. David Letterman americanapprovalbush Change image and share on social
There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing. David Letterman behaviorcouragecourageous share on social
I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments. David Letterman gentlemangreatimpeachment Change image and share on social
I believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American. David Letterman absolutelyamericandemocrat Change image and share on social
