There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. David Letterman accountbusinessshow Change image and share on social
Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. David Letterman backbeddaylight Change image and share on social
No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney. David Letterman alivecheneydick Change image and share on social
The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts. David Letterman accidentallycartchange share on social
Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger. David Letterman aimgoodimportance Change image and share on social
For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home. David Letterman folkgodhome Change image and share on social
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. David Letterman guidelineroughsignal Change image and share on social
It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said. David Letterman arnoldentergovernor Change image and share on social
New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you. David Letterman aheadcivilizationfall Change image and share on social
I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red. David Letterman boyfaceidea Change image and share on social
