President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either. David Letterman americanapprovalbush Change image and share on social
Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger. David Letterman aimgoodimportance Change image and share on social
There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage. David Letterman beveragechildearth Change image and share on social
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move. David Letterman citygreatlead Change image and share on social
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. David Letterman guidelineroughsignal Change image and share on social
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives. David Letterman allenbabybrand Change image and share on social
Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno. David Letterman arnoldbodybuilder Change image and share on social
New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you. David Letterman aheadcivilizationfall Change image and share on social
We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours. David Letterman baddefeatgood Change image and share on social
For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home. David Letterman folkgodhome Change image and share on social