President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either. David Letterman americanapprovalbush Change image and share on social
Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger. David Letterman aimgoodimportance Change image and share on social
For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home. David Letterman folkgodhome Change image and share on social
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. David Letterman guidelineroughsignal Change image and share on social
New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you. David Letterman aheadcivilizationfall Change image and share on social
Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard. David Letterman badlychangedemocratic Change image and share on social
President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind? David Letterman bushguyhell Change image and share on social
The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral. David Letterman alivebigconfuse Change image and share on social
President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger. David Letterman bushpresidentpronounce Change image and share on social
I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red. David Letterman boyfaceidea Change image and share on social
