There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage. David Letterman beveragechildearth Change image and share on social
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move. David Letterman citygreatlead Change image and share on social
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. David Letterman guidelineroughsignal Change image and share on social
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives. David Letterman allenbabybrand Change image and share on social
New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you. David Letterman aheadcivilizationfall Change image and share on social
We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours. David Letterman baddefeatgood Change image and share on social
Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. David Letterman backbeddaylight Change image and share on social
President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind? David Letterman bushguyhell Change image and share on social
Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard. David Letterman badlychangedemocratic Change image and share on social
For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home. David Letterman folkgodhome Change image and share on social
