The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. Dave Barry dennisexplainfull Change image and share on social
My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible. Dave Barry chessendgame Change image and share on social
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. Dave Barry lifestomp Change image and share on social
The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire. Dave Barry considerempirehistorical Change image and share on social
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry immatureyoung Change image and share on social
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. Dave Barry blockbuildfire Change image and share on social
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. Dave Barry concerncutefurry Change image and share on social
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry circumstancelaxativenight Change image and share on social
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. Dave Barry ageaveragebackground Change image and share on social
What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers. Dave Barry absolutebeerdepress Change image and share on social
