Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column. Dave Barry chancecolumncrazy Change image and share on social
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. Dave Barry badballgolf Change image and share on social
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. Dave Barry bagcrawlescargot Change image and share on social
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. Dave Barry assumecomplicateguy share on social
The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. Dave Barry dennisexplainfull Change image and share on social
My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible. Dave Barry chessendgame Change image and share on social
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. Dave Barry combinefacefun Change image and share on social
We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. Dave Barry citizencooperateduty Change image and share on social
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. Dave Barry answerbillgate Change image and share on social
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry circumstancelaxativenight Change image and share on social
