Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column. Dave Barry chancecolumncrazy Change image and share on social
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. Dave Barry assumecomplicateguy share on social
The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. Dave Barry dennisexplainfull Change image and share on social
My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible. Dave Barry chessendgame Change image and share on social
What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers. Dave Barry absolutebeerdepress Change image and share on social
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. Dave Barry blockbuildfire Change image and share on social
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. Dave Barry combinefacefun Change image and share on social
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. Dave Barry businesscampmotel Change image and share on social
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. Dave Barry basicallycelerydemocrat Change image and share on social
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. Dave Barry answerbillgate Change image and share on social
