My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible. Dave Barry chessendgame Change image and share on social
What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers. Dave Barry absolutebeerdepress Change image and share on social
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry circumstancelaxativenight Change image and share on social
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. Dave Barry blockbuildfire Change image and share on social
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. Dave Barry combinefacefun Change image and share on social
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. Dave Barry businesscampmotel Change image and share on social
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. Dave Barry basicallycelerydemocrat Change image and share on social
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. Dave Barry computerdiddleperson Change image and share on social
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry immatureyoung Change image and share on social
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. Dave Barry computeridiotprofessional Change image and share on social