People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. Dave Barry peoplereligiousshare Change image and share on social
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. Dave Barry lifestomp Change image and share on social
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. Dave Barry affordchildcollege Change image and share on social
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. Dave Barry callcommunicationdevelopment Change image and share on social
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. Dave Barry answerbillgate Change image and share on social
Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column. Dave Barry chancecolumncrazy Change image and share on social
Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd. Dave Barry elmerfuddmenace Change image and share on social
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. Dave Barry assumecomplicateguy share on social
The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. Dave Barry dennisexplainfull Change image and share on social
Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent? Dave Barry bendearnestknee Change image and share on social