If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. Dave Barry babydroolenormous Change image and share on social
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. Dave Barry absorbbodycholesterol Change image and share on social
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter. Dave Barry closelyfollowgenerally Change image and share on social
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. Dave Barry bigbusinessconsumer Change image and share on social
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. Dave Barry autoborecar Change image and share on social
The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television. Dave Barry braingeneratornuclear Change image and share on social
We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of no better system, except possibly flipping a coin. Dave Barry admitcoincomplain Change image and share on social
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. Dave Barry africanamericanbald Change image and share on social
We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective. Dave Barry extremelyjournalistmake Change image and share on social
Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything. Dave Barry approximatelybillioneugene Change image and share on social