The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice. Dave Barry conductdoubthuman Change image and share on social
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent. Dave Barry chicagofanfootball Change image and share on social
The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television. Dave Barry braingeneratornuclear Change image and share on social
We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of no better system, except possibly flipping a coin. Dave Barry admitcoincomplain Change image and share on social
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry badbeerchemical Change image and share on social
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry clthegolfhideous Change image and share on social
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. Dave Barry advicedefinelisten Change image and share on social
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. Dave Barry adolescentembarrassparent Change image and share on social
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. Dave Barry choicedeeplyholiday Change image and share on social
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough. Dave Barry activityfeellethal Change image and share on social
