The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire. Dave Barry considerempirehistorical Change image and share on social
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires. Dave Barry billcompanyelectric Change image and share on social
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. Dave Barry chatfutureinternet Change image and share on social
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. Dave Barry carcrowhate Change image and share on social
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. Dave Barry afraidchilddracula Change image and share on social
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it. Dave Barry americancarcinogenconsumer Change image and share on social
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. Dave Barry babydroolenormous Change image and share on social
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. Dave Barry absorbbodycholesterol Change image and share on social
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. Dave Barry autoborecar Change image and share on social
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry circumstancelaxativenight Change image and share on social
