People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. Dave Barry peoplereligiousshare Change image and share on social
We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth. Dave Barry beatlesdayidolize Change image and share on social
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. Dave Barry autoborecar Change image and share on social
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin. Dave Barry biologicalcelldirection share on social
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter. Dave Barry closelyfollowgenerally Change image and share on social
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. Dave Barry accidentcontributefactor Change image and share on social
There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary. Dave Barry abridgebreeddictionary Change image and share on social
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. Dave Barry campclarkexpedition Change image and share on social
The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. Dave Barry endangerrealspecies Change image and share on social
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. Dave Barry bulletcatchcount Change image and share on social
