I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. Dave Barry computerdiddleperson Change image and share on social
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry immatureyoung Change image and share on social
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. Dave Barry concerncutefurry Change image and share on social
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. Dave Barry eyeballfeaturelessfin Change image and share on social
Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around. Dave Barry airwavehuntsmut Change image and share on social
We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth. Dave Barry beatlesdayidolize Change image and share on social
The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. Dave Barry agebiologicalcharacteristic Change image and share on social
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin. Dave Barry biologicalcelldirection share on social
Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent? Dave Barry bendearnestknee Change image and share on social
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. Dave Barry accidentcontributefactor Change image and share on social
