Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. Dave Barry bulletcatchcount Change image and share on social
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. Dave Barry campclarkexpedition Change image and share on social
The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. Dave Barry endangerrealspecies Change image and share on social
In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid. Dave Barry explanationfactman Change image and share on social
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. Dave Barry assumeguyrelationship Change image and share on social
We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. Dave Barry citizencooperateduty Change image and share on social
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. Dave Barry mileopportunityprevail Change image and share on social
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. Dave Barry actualborecatch Change image and share on social
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry achievefullhuman Change image and share on social
I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care. Dave Barry carecasegeneralize Change image and share on social