Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. Dave Barry borefindhobby Change image and share on social
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. Dave Barry mileopportunityprevail Change image and share on social
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. Dave Barry africanamericanbald Change image and share on social
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. Dave Barry bigbusinessconsumer Change image and share on social
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. Dave Barry assumeguyrelationship Change image and share on social
In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid. Dave Barry explanationfactman Change image and share on social
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. Dave Barry assumecomplicateguy share on social
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. Dave Barry eyeballfeaturelessfin Change image and share on social
I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care. Dave Barry carecasegeneralize Change image and share on social
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid. Dave Barry biologicalbreastfunction Change image and share on social
