Dave Barry

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

I am thrilled to get the chance to write comics - and to tell Forgotten Realms tales, to boot!

Those who write the editorials and those who write the columns, they simply are unaccountable. They're free to impose their cultural politics in the name of freedom of the press.

Barack Obama is crazy sexy.