Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. Dave Barry assumecomplicateguy share on social
To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life. Dave Barry callcomputerlife Change image and share on social
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. Dave Barry consumegeographicallyireland Change image and share on social
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. Dave Barry adolescentembarrassparent Change image and share on social
Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent? Dave Barry bendearnestknee Change image and share on social
Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd. Dave Barry elmerfuddmenace Change image and share on social
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter. Dave Barry closelyfollowgenerally Change image and share on social
Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything. Dave Barry approximatelybillioneugene Change image and share on social
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. Dave Barry babydroolenormous Change image and share on social
Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. Dave Barry borefindhobby Change image and share on social
