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Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. Dave Barry consumegeographicallyireland Change image and share on social
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. Dave Barry cakechewcoffee Change image and share on social
I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. Dave Barry americanapproximatelyfan Change image and share on social
Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent? Dave Barry bendearnestknee Change image and share on social
We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective. Dave Barry extremelyjournalistmake Change image and share on social
Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything. Dave Barry approximatelybillioneugene Change image and share on social
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. Dave Barry continuedeathforward Change image and share on social
The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. Dave Barry agebiologicalcharacteristic Change image and share on social
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough. Dave Barry activityfeellethal Change image and share on social
