American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it. Dave Barry americancarcinogenconsumer Change image and share on social
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. Dave Barry caredance Change image and share on social
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. Dave Barry macheteoffendpeople Change image and share on social
And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West. Dave Barry centuryconcepteuropean Change image and share on social
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. Dave Barry combinefacefun Change image and share on social
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. Dave Barry chatfutureinternet Change image and share on social
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. Dave Barry basicallycelerydemocrat Change image and share on social
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. Dave Barry carcrowhate Change image and share on social
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. Dave Barry afraidchilddracula Change image and share on social
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough. Dave Barry activityfeellethal Change image and share on social
