Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. Dave Barry choicedeeplyholiday Change image and share on social
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. Dave Barry caredance Change image and share on social
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. Dave Barry macheteoffendpeople Change image and share on social
And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West. Dave Barry centuryconcepteuropean Change image and share on social
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice. Dave Barry conductdoubthuman Change image and share on social
The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire. Dave Barry considerempirehistorical Change image and share on social
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. Dave Barry chatfutureinternet Change image and share on social
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. Dave Barry carcrowhate Change image and share on social
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. Dave Barry afraidchilddracula Change image and share on social
Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything. Dave Barry approximatelybillioneugene Change image and share on social