Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. Carol Burnett celebritycomelong Change image and share on social
I very much enjoyed doing 'Law & Order,' playing a killer - that was fun, and they had a family feel around the set, so it was a happy show to do even though the subject matter was quite the opposite. Carol Burnett enjoyfamilyfeel Change image and share on social
Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up. Carol Burnett astutegrowjournalist Change image and share on social
I never regretted turning down anything, I never regretted losing a job because I always felt something else was out there. Carol Burnett feltjoblose Change image and share on social
I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes. Carol Burnett jokelistenlove Change image and share on social
Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing. Carol Burnett bearfunnyhumor share on social
I had it in my contract with CBS, a very weird clause that was never written before and certainly not since, that if I wanted to do a variety show within the first five years of the contract, CBS would have to put it on for 30 shows. Carol Burnett cbsclausecontract share on social
I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy. Carol Burnett businesscomedyhard Change image and share on social
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. Carol Burnett changelife Change image and share on social