Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. Carol Burnett changelife Change image and share on social
I never regretted turning down anything, I never regretted losing a job because I always felt something else was out there. Carol Burnett feltjoblose Change image and share on social
Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief. Carol Burnett callguesslive Change image and share on social
Adolescence is just one big walking pimple. Carol Burnett adolescencebigpimple Change image and share on social
It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington. Carol Burnett funnyimpossiblepeople Change image and share on social
But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh. Carol Burnett askearnfamous Change image and share on social
Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing. Carol Burnett bearfunnyhumor share on social
I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me. Carol Burnett feltgirlgrandmother Change image and share on social
My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of Hollywood Boulevard but a million miles away from Hollywood, if you know what I mean. We would hang out behind the ropes and look at the movie stars arriving at the premieres. Carol Burnett arriveblockboulevard share on social
