Top 47 Quotes by Carol Burnett

About Carol Burnett

These are some quotes by American author Carol Burnett Actress, who was born on April 26, 1933.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Carol Burnett

I wanted to be on Broadway, but in musical comedy.

I wanted to be on Broadway, but in musical comedy.

Carol Burnett

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

Carol Burnett

I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.

I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.

Carol Burnett

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

Carol Burnett

I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.

I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.

Carol Burnett

I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie. The networks just wouldn't spend the money today.

Carol Burnett

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