Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing. Carol Burnett bearfunnyhumor share on social
When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. Carol Burnett dreamgrabhave Change image and share on social
Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own. Carol Burnett lifeprintword Change image and share on social
Because nobody goes through life without a scar. Carol Burnett lifescar Change image and share on social
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Carol Burnett birthforcegive Change image and share on social
I wanted to be on Broadway, but in musical comedy. Carol Burnett broadwaycomedymusical Change image and share on social
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these? Carol Burnett buyfalsetooth Change image and share on social
