Top 47 Quotes by Carol Burnett

I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

My favorite is doing the television show, as a variety show, every week. If the show wasn't that great one week, we could always come back and apologize, you know?

I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.

I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking.

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.

My childhood was rough, we were poor and my parents were alcoholics, but nobody was mean. I knew I was loved. We were on welfare, but I never felt abandoned or unloved.