My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of Hollywood Boulevard but a million miles away from Hollywood, if you know what I mean. We would hang out behind the ropes and look at the movie stars arriving at the premieres. Carol Burnett arriveblockboulevard share on social
We don't stop going to school when we graduate. Carol Burnett graduateschoolstop Change image and share on social
My favorite is doing the television show, as a variety show, every week. If the show wasn't that great one week, we could always come back and apologize, you know? Carol Burnett apologizebackfavorite Change image and share on social
I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking. Carol Burnett crosswordgreymatter Change image and share on social
I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes. Carol Burnett jokelistenlove Change image and share on social
My childhood was rough, we were poor and my parents were alcoholics, but nobody was mean. I knew I was loved. We were on welfare, but I never felt abandoned or unloved. Carol Burnett abandonalcoholicchildhood Change image and share on social
You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself. Carol Burnett educationfallhelp Change image and share on social
Because nobody goes through life without a scar. Carol Burnett lifescar Change image and share on social
My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away. Carol Burnett dietearlyeat Change image and share on social
But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table. Carol Burnett begrudgedreamfood Change image and share on social
