Top 47 Quotes by Carol Burnett

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

My favorite is doing the television show, as a variety show, every week. If the show wasn't that great one week, we could always come back and apologize, you know?

I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.

On the good days, my mother would haul out the ukulele and we'd sit around the kitchen table - it was a cardboard table with a linoleum top - and sing.

I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking.

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.

My childhood was rough, we were poor and my parents were alcoholics, but nobody was mean. I knew I was loved. We were on welfare, but I never felt abandoned or unloved.

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.