I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. Carol Burnett cookcylindermary Change image and share on social
I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances. Carol Burnett askbergdorfburst Change image and share on social
I was kind of shy as a kid. I was a pretty good student. I was a wallflower, or nerd, if you will. Carol Burnett goodkidkind Change image and share on social
In '57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my material for me. I lived at a place called the Rehearsal Club that was actually the basis for a play called Stage Door. Carol Burnett angelbasisblue share on social
Adolescence is just one big walking pimple. Carol Burnett adolescencebigpimple Change image and share on social
Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. Carol Burnett celebritycomelong Change image and share on social
I very much enjoyed doing 'Law & Order,' playing a killer - that was fun, and they had a family feel around the set, so it was a happy show to do even though the subject matter was quite the opposite. Carol Burnett enjoyfamilyfeel Change image and share on social