I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. Carol Burnett cookcylindermary Change image and share on social
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Carol Burnett birthforcegive Change image and share on social
Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. Carol Burnett celebritycomelong Change image and share on social
It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others. Carol Burnett actfeelgood Change image and share on social
Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up. Carol Burnett astutegrowjournalist Change image and share on social
As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing. Carol Burnett comediennedharmaelfman Change image and share on social
I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. Carol Burnett audiencefindfunny Change image and share on social
I was kind of shy as a kid. I was a pretty good student. I was a wallflower, or nerd, if you will. Carol Burnett goodkidkind Change image and share on social
