It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes funny impossible people
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Carol Burnett birthforcegive Change image and share on social
When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. Carol Burnett dreamgrabhave Change image and share on social
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these? Carol Burnett buyfalsetooth Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
As I've told Tyler, there's not a really easy place between being single and being married for us now. We're just so busy that the logistics of our career make dating impossible. I think I'll find a girl at some point that makes all of the extra work and effort that needs to be put into it worth it. But for right now, I just date my drums. Josh Dun busycareerdate share on social