Carol Burnett

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

My feeling for reality TV isn't ironic, guilty, or apologetic. Reality TV is one of the few remaining modes of popular entertainment in which characterization is permitted as plot.

I've always been very determined, ever since I was a little girl, to make my way.

The latest page I've been working is about the organization of the pantheon of the gods. Who's indebted to whom, how they are related, who screwed whose uncle or grandmother, all of that.