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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Carol Burnett birthforcegive Change image and share on social
When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. Carol Burnett dreamgrabhave Change image and share on social
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these? Carol Burnett buyfalsetooth Change image and share on social
I'm always embarrassed by those rugby player autobiographies which get written by journalists. Peter Jackson autobiographyembarrassjournalist Change image and share on social
You make your first album, you make some money, and you feel like you still have to show face, like 'I still go to the projects.' I'm like, why? Your job is to inspire people from your neighborhood to get out. You grew up there. What makes you think it's so cool? Jay-Z albumcoolface share on social
I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it. Greg Behrendt astutegreatlife Change image and share on social