Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. Bill Watterson bodyconversationalequivalent Change image and share on social
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice. Bill Watterson fastspeaktalk Change image and share on social
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. Bill Watterson contactexistintelligent Change image and share on social
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. Bill Watterson curedevotefind Change image and share on social
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder. Bill Watterson bunchdescribeempiricist Change image and share on social
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. Bill Watterson centinchlottery Change image and share on social
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. Bill Watterson accomplishdieearth Change image and share on social
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. Bill Watterson coolgrowidea Change image and share on social
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations. Bill Watterson easyexpectationfind Change image and share on social
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple. Bill Watterson cerealeatmilk Change image and share on social
