Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. Bill Watterson centinchlottery Change image and share on social
So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it. Bill Watterson foodrealrecommend Change image and share on social
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! Bill Watterson clarityfogidea Change image and share on social
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple. Bill Watterson cerealeatmilk Change image and share on social
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. Bill Watterson bodyconversationalequivalent Change image and share on social
I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts. Bill Watterson doubthavelisten Change image and share on social
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice. Bill Watterson fastspeaktalk Change image and share on social
I liked things better when I didn't understand them. Bill Watterson thingunderstand Change image and share on social
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. Bill Watterson completelycountpointless Change image and share on social
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present. Bill Watterson futurepresentproblem Change image and share on social
