Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. Bill Watterson contactexistintelligent Change image and share on social
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. Bill Watterson accomplishdieearth Change image and share on social
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. Bill Watterson coolgrowidea Change image and share on social
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations. Bill Watterson easyexpectationfind Change image and share on social
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do. Bill Watterson time Change image and share on social
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends? Bill Watterson extortionfriendheck Change image and share on social
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept. Bill Watterson acceptdenialreality Change image and share on social
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. Bill Watterson contactexistintelligent Change image and share on social
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous? Bill Watterson ignoranceinstantaneouslearn Change image and share on social
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present. Bill Watterson futurepresentproblem Change image and share on social
