It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept. Bill Watterson acceptdenialreality Change image and share on social
I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts. Bill Watterson doubthavelisten Change image and share on social
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous? Bill Watterson ignoranceinstantaneouslearn Change image and share on social
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. Bill Watterson contactexistintelligent Change image and share on social
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend. Bill Watterson friendhavescary Change image and share on social
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. Bill Watterson buttercontrolexpect Change image and share on social
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different. Bill Watterson changedaypretty Change image and share on social
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. Bill Watterson commanddumbinformation Change image and share on social
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice. Bill Watterson fastspeaktalk Change image and share on social
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. Bill Watterson bodyconversationalequivalent Change image and share on social
