Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes cent inch lottery
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way. Bill Watterson connectdotwill Change image and share on social
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. Bill Watterson commanddumbinformation Change image and share on social
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track. Bill Watterson interestlaughlife Change image and share on social
I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack. Sid Waddell badballdinner Change image and share on social
We repeat today that we are with the establishment of a Palestinian state on any liberated part of Palestinian land that is agreed upon by the Palestinian people, without recognizing Israel or conceding any inch of historical Palestine. Ismail Haniyeh agreeconcedeestablishment share on social
Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. Marilyn Monroe centdollarfifty Change image and share on social