Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous? Bill Watterson ignoranceinstantaneouslearn Change image and share on social
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. Bill Watterson buttercontrolexpect Change image and share on social
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running. Bill Watterson batterycarmind Change image and share on social
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different. Bill Watterson changedaypretty Change image and share on social
Reality continues to ruin my life. Bill Watterson continuelifereality Change image and share on social
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way. Bill Watterson connectdotwill Change image and share on social
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around. Bill Watterson badhelpmood Change image and share on social
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs. Bill Watterson birdbugburp Change image and share on social
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. Bill Watterson bodyconversationalequivalent Change image and share on social
It's always better to leave the party early. Bill Watterson earlyleaveparty Change image and share on social
