I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple. Bill Watterson cerealeatmilk Change image and share on social
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. Bill Watterson completelycountpointless Change image and share on social
Genius is never understood in its own time. Bill Watterson geniustimeunderstand Change image and share on social
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. Bill Watterson accomplishdieearth Change image and share on social
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life. Bill Watterson dayendexamine Change image and share on social