Whiskey will always be a part of my life. Artie Lange lifepartwhiskey Change image and share on social
The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons. Artie Lange bigdumbentertain Change image and share on social
People are so nice, you know. It's such a credit to Howard Stern - the audience base that he created is such a special thing. It took him a long time to create this family of fans, and I was lucky to be a part of that for a while. Artie Lange audiencebasecreate share on social
I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro. Artie Lange castrocommunistcountry Change image and share on social
I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete. Artie Lange athletekidthin Change image and share on social
When you did impressions on 'MADtv,' the producers gave you a Walkman that played huge sections of whatever movie was being parodied, with your character's catchphrases recorded on a loop. You'd wear this thing around during rehearsals and for a week listen to the voice you had to impersonate over and over again. It drove all of us crazy. Artie Lange catchphrasecharactercrazy share on social
I got cast on 'MADtv' as one of eight permanent cast members chosen from 8,000 comics who'd been screened. For any comic trying to make something of themselves, that was like hitting triple 7s-jackpot. Artie Lange 000castchoose share on social
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. Artie Lange bearchristiandrink Change image and share on social
I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke. Artie Lange apologizejoke Change image and share on social
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine. Artie Lange everytimefineincur Change image and share on social