People are so nice, you know. It's such a credit to Howard Stern - the audience base that he created is such a special thing. It took him a long time to create this family of fans, and I was lucky to be a part of that for a while. Artie Lange audiencebasecreate share on social
I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete. Artie Lange athletekidthin Change image and share on social
I never went through a period were I wanted to be a doctor, a cop or even a rock star. All I wanted to do was play short stop for the Yankees from the time I was about 5. Then I turned 15 and realized how silly that was and just gave up on it. Artie Lange copdoctorgive share on social
When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep. Artie Lange goodlotnight Change image and share on social
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. Artie Lange bearchristiandrink Change image and share on social
I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke. Artie Lange apologizejoke Change image and share on social
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine. Artie Lange everytimefineincur Change image and share on social
Only when you're in that ditch, lying there in the muddy runoff you've made of your life, gazing up at the peak you fell from, do you truly know how small you are and understand how tall you used to be. Artie Lange ditchfallgaze share on social
You know you're on stage being the life of the party and trying to get laughs, and then, in a lot of ways, you don't have anything to give once you give it to the people. Artie Lange givelaughlife Change image and share on social
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world. Artie Lange bigbosfunny Change image and share on social
