I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life. Artie Lange easyguylack Change image and share on social
When you're an adult, when times are good, entire years go by in what feels like the space of one season. But the worst trick time plays on you is just how slowly the worst times in your life take you to live through. Artie Lange adultbadentire share on social
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38. Artie Lange depressdiegoogled Change image and share on social
I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something. Artie Lange artistdarkgenius Change image and share on social
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation. Artie Lange drinkmoderationpoint Change image and share on social
It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this. Artie Lange askcarddraw Change image and share on social
Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death. Artie Lange deathdepressearly Change image and share on social
To tell you the truth, there are all these websites predicting my early death, and it's starting to work on me! Artie Lange deathearlypredict Change image and share on social
As a child, as far as I was concerned, my dad had an amazing job, and we had all the money we needed. My life was so fun and carefree that I didn't realize at all that we weren't rich - until I met someone rich. Still, I've never met a rich kid who grew up as happy as I did. Artie Lange amazecarefreechild share on social
