Unlike a lot of comics, I didn't care about getting on 'Saturday Night Live.' That show had such history and was so established that I didn't see the point. Artie Lange carecomicestablish Change image and share on social
Thank God I have a financial planner who is really conservative. Artie Lange conservativefinancialgod Change image and share on social
And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard. Artie Lange howardmoneymovie Change image and share on social
'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty. Artie Lange highmightysport Change image and share on social
It's weird because standup can be like therapy. Comedians can't be satisfied with just having fun with our friends. We've got to figure out a way to do it on stage. Artie Lange comedianfigurefriend Change image and share on social
When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs. Artie Lange honestjoblaugh Change image and share on social
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that. Artie Lange businesscorrectendorsement Change image and share on social
