By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long. Artie Lange agehopehoward Change image and share on social
To tell you the truth, there are all these websites predicting my early death, and it's starting to work on me! Artie Lange deathearlypredict Change image and share on social
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent. Artie Lange datedaydrive share on social
Thank God I have a financial planner who is really conservative. Artie Lange conservativefinancialgod Change image and share on social
It's weird because standup can be like therapy. Comedians can't be satisfied with just having fun with our friends. We've got to figure out a way to do it on stage. Artie Lange comedianfigurefriend Change image and share on social
When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs. Artie Lange honestjoblaugh Change image and share on social
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that. Artie Lange businesscorrectendorsement Change image and share on social
