I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes apologize joke
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time. Artie Lange comedyhappinessmean Change image and share on social
Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine. Like, if Jerry Seinfeld wasn't funny, you'd want to punch him in the face; he'd just seem like a whiner to you. But the fact is that he's funny. Artie Lange comedianfacefact share on social
As a child, as far as I was concerned, my dad had an amazing job, and we had all the money we needed. My life was so fun and carefree that I didn't realize at all that we weren't rich - until I met someone rich. Still, I've never met a rich kid who grew up as happy as I did. Artie Lange amazecarefreechild share on social
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