I got into comedy so I could stay out all night. Artie Lange comedynightstay Change image and share on social
The road is a lonely place, and that sounds like a cliche, you know, like what is my life? Artie Lange clichelifelonely Change image and share on social
My father was a really good athlete, so his pop-ups really were sky high. Eventually I learned how to judge them properly and catch them well. It was great training for when I started to play on teams, which I did all through school. Artie Lange athletecatcheventually share on social
Unlike a lot of comics, I didn't care about getting on 'Saturday Night Live.' That show had such history and was so established that I didn't see the point. Artie Lange carecomicestablish Change image and share on social
I got cast on 'MADtv' as one of eight permanent cast members chosen from 8,000 comics who'd been screened. For any comic trying to make something of themselves, that was like hitting triple 7s-jackpot. Artie Lange 000castchoose share on social
It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this. Artie Lange askcarddraw Change image and share on social
My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be. Artie Lange dadmindsuperman Change image and share on social
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say. Artie Lange criticdarlinglot Change image and share on social
Only when you're in that ditch, lying there in the muddy runoff you've made of your life, gazing up at the peak you fell from, do you truly know how small you are and understand how tall you used to be. Artie Lange ditchfallgaze share on social
