Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. Andy Rooney enjoygolfgrass Change image and share on social
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives. Andy Rooney endlivepeople Change image and share on social
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. Andy Rooney americacomputercopy Change image and share on social
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie? Andy Rooney catcheatman Change image and share on social
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. Andy Rooney smile Change image and share on social
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. Andy Rooney dogfunlot Change image and share on social
The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment. Andy Rooney blessbringclose Change image and share on social
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter. Andy Rooney hunterindianlousy Change image and share on social
The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough. Andy Rooney airbadcareer share on social
