Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie? Andy Rooney catcheatman Change image and share on social
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. Andy Rooney smile Change image and share on social
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. Andy Rooney dogfunlot Change image and share on social
I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points. Andy Rooney eyefightfrustrate share on social
Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of. Andy Rooney approvebushhelp Change image and share on social
The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account. Andy Rooney accountbowlexpense Change image and share on social
The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment. Andy Rooney blessbringclose Change image and share on social
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter. Andy Rooney hunterindianlousy Change image and share on social
My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along. Andy Rooney fastgamenational Change image and share on social
