If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. Andy Rooney smile Change image and share on social
The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians. Andy Rooney badlypeoplepolitician Change image and share on social
My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along. Andy Rooney fastgamenational Change image and share on social
I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you. Andy Rooney happenluckypurpose Change image and share on social
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. Andy Rooney createequallaw Change image and share on social
The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men. Andy Rooney armyaveragebright Change image and share on social
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. Andy Rooney agefreshgrind Change image and share on social
Elephants and grandchildren never forget. Andy Rooney elephantforgetgrandchild Change image and share on social
Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer. Andy Rooney retirewriter Change image and share on social
