Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of. Andy Rooney approvebushhelp Change image and share on social
The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians. Andy Rooney badlypeoplepolitician Change image and share on social
Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head. Andy Rooney handheadpreclude Change image and share on social
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. Andy Rooney computergarbagelot Change image and share on social
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. Andy Rooney agefreshgrind Change image and share on social
The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment. Andy Rooney blessbringclose Change image and share on social
Elephants and grandchildren never forget. Andy Rooney elephantforgetgrandchild Change image and share on social
Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt. Andy Rooney balletcombinationevent Change image and share on social
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. Andy Rooney anytimechanceprobability Change image and share on social