Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head. Andy Rooney handheadpreclude Change image and share on social
The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians. Andy Rooney badlypeoplepolitician Change image and share on social
I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you. Andy Rooney happenluckypurpose Change image and share on social
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. Andy Rooney anytimechanceprobability Change image and share on social
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. Andy Rooney createequallaw Change image and share on social
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. Andy Rooney agefreshgrind Change image and share on social
I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points. Andy Rooney eyefightfrustrate share on social
Elephants and grandchildren never forget. Andy Rooney elephantforgetgrandchild Change image and share on social
Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer. Andy Rooney retirewriter Change image and share on social
