Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. Andy Rooney dependhappinesslife Change image and share on social
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran. Andy Rooney armiranknow Change image and share on social
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting. Andy Rooney arrangebuycarefully Change image and share on social
Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of. Andy Rooney approvebushhelp Change image and share on social
Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys. Andy Rooney boydumbfrustrate share on social
We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones. Andy Rooney bigfeltmake Change image and share on social
Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go anywhere for seven days. Andy Rooney agreeairlineattention Change image and share on social
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. Andy Rooney bookphonereporter Change image and share on social
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney averagedognice Change image and share on social
I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat. Andy Rooney eatfeltfire Change image and share on social
