I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran. Andy Rooney armiranknow Change image and share on social
Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys. Andy Rooney boydumbfrustrate share on social
We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones. Andy Rooney bigfeltmake Change image and share on social
Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go anywhere for seven days. Andy Rooney agreeairlineattention Change image and share on social
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. Andy Rooney bookphonereporter Change image and share on social
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney averagedognice Change image and share on social
I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat. Andy Rooney eatfeltfire Change image and share on social
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. Andy Rooney enjoygolfgrass Change image and share on social
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives. Andy Rooney endlivepeople Change image and share on social
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. Andy Rooney americacomputercopy Change image and share on social
