It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone. Andy Rooney appealidealife Change image and share on social
I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you. Andy Rooney areacensusfill share on social
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. Andy Rooney dependhappinesslife Change image and share on social
I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points. Andy Rooney eyefightfrustrate share on social
The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough. Andy Rooney airbadcareer share on social
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. Andy Rooney acceptagreefact Change image and share on social
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran. Andy Rooney armiranknow Change image and share on social
Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of. Andy Rooney approvebushhelp Change image and share on social
Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys. Andy Rooney boydumbfrustrate share on social
We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones. Andy Rooney bigfeltmake Change image and share on social
