I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting. Andy Rooney arrangebuycarefully Change image and share on social
My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along. Andy Rooney fastgamenational Change image and share on social
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter. Andy Rooney hunterindianlousy Change image and share on social
Death is a distant rumor to the young. Andy Rooney deathdistantrumor Change image and share on social
The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men. Andy Rooney armyaveragebright Change image and share on social
The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means. Andy Rooney curldullmean Change image and share on social