Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives. Andy Rooney endlivepeople Change image and share on social
Death is a distant rumor to the young. Andy Rooney deathdistantrumor Change image and share on social
I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number? Andy Rooney bureaucensusgovernment share on social
The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means. Andy Rooney curldullmean Change image and share on social
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. Andy Rooney computergarbagelot Change image and share on social
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. Andy Rooney dogfunlot Change image and share on social
