Andy Rooney

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.

I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get.

I like to catch fish and release them. I probably haven't killed a fish that I've caught in sport fishing for 20 years. No reason to kill it. You know, just take it and release it.

Why do men fight who were born to be brothers?