I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me. Andy Rooney picksubject Change image and share on social
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. Andy Rooney computereasylot Change image and share on social
I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that. Andy Rooney heyknacklot Change image and share on social
Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt. Andy Rooney balletcombinationevent Change image and share on social
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. Andy Rooney acceptagreefact Change image and share on social
The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account. Andy Rooney accountbowlexpense Change image and share on social
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly. Andy Rooney christmascleancreate Change image and share on social
It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone. Andy Rooney appealidealife Change image and share on social
The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread. Andy Rooney diseaseeateffort share on social
Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer. Andy Rooney retirewriter Change image and share on social
