I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me. Andy Rooney picksubject Change image and share on social
Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go anywhere for seven days. Andy Rooney agreeairlineattention Change image and share on social
I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that. Andy Rooney heyknacklot Change image and share on social
Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt. Andy Rooney balletcombinationevent Change image and share on social
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly. Andy Rooney christmascleancreate Change image and share on social
The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread. Andy Rooney diseaseeateffort share on social
Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head. Andy Rooney handheadpreclude Change image and share on social
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. Andy Rooney anytimechanceprobability Change image and share on social
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. Andy Rooney americacomputercopy Change image and share on social
Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer. Andy Rooney retirewriter Change image and share on social
