Hollywood's built on insecurity. People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way. Zach Galifianakis buildguiltyhollywood Change image and share on social
People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I've gotten work is because I've somehow created a line and people have seen it. And then I've been asked to auditions. Zach Galifianakis askauditionbasement share on social
I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing. Zach Galifianakis cursefeelfind Change image and share on social
I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do. Zach Galifianakis comicmaintainthing Change image and share on social
Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier. Zach Galifianakis easyhardline Change image and share on social
I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92. Zach Galifianakis hitleonspinks Change image and share on social
The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out; I don't think it really exists anymore. Zach Galifianakis anymorecongressmanday share on social
I can get away with anything. But when I try to be sincere, people just roll their eyes. Zach Galifianakis eyepeopleroll Change image and share on social
I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it. Zach Galifianakis anxietygoodpublicity Change image and share on social
I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling. Zach Galifianakis goslingryan Change image and share on social