Top 55 Quotes by Zach Galifianakis

About Zach Galifianakis

These are some quotes by American author Zach Galifianakis Actor, who was born on October 1, 1969.

Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.

Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.

Zach Galifianakis

A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.

A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.

Zach Galifianakis

People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I've gotten work is because I've somehow created a line and people have seen it. And then I've been asked to auditions.

Zach Galifianakis

American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.

American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.

Zach Galifianakis

I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.

I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.

Zach Galifianakis

Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.

Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.

Zach Galifianakis

I talk to younger actor types, and they bring up that word, 'brand,' and it's like, 'All right, if that's the way you want to look at yourself.' Diet Pepsi's a brand; you're a human being.

Zach Galifianakis

My real last name is Galifianakisburg.

My real last name is Galifianakisburg.

Zach Galifianakis

I'm terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me. I'm a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There's nothing you can do except make light of it. That's if I'm in the mood - sometimes I get superbummed.

Zach Galifianakis

We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it's in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.

We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it's in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.

Zach Galifianakis

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