Zach Galifianakis

There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.

My real last name is Galifianakisburg.

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

I hate the bad rap that people give my parents. Because they are just parents, really, at the end of the day trying to stand up for their daughter and themselves.

We have been protecting the lives of the Russian peacekeepers who had been attacked by their Georgian comrades, because there was a joint peacekeeping force.