As you get older, you see the world at a different angle, maybe more cynically, but I just bury my anger. Zach Galifianakis angeranglebury Change image and share on social
Hollywood's built on insecurity. People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way. Zach Galifianakis buildguiltyhollywood Change image and share on social
That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people? Zach Galifianakis amazepeoplerace Change image and share on social
My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing. Zach Galifianakis dadjokelaugh Change image and share on social
You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody's so tired. Zach Galifianakis concerndeliriumfifteenth share on social
As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it. Zach Galifianakis actorantibring share on social
There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot of people do. And they get the publicist, and they get all that stuff, and it becomes them. I think it's a stupid way to live your life. A really dumb way to live your life. Zach Galifianakis actoradaptdumb share on social
I've been wanting kids for 10 years. I'd love to adopt, have them naturally - all of it. I want, like, 15. Zach Galifianakis adopthavekid Change image and share on social
It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me.' Being popular is poison. Zach Galifianakis comedygoodlike Change image and share on social
When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there. Zach Galifianakis cafeteriachoicefunny Change image and share on social