When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies. Zach Galifianakis actburngig share on social
As you get older, you see the world at a different angle, maybe more cynically, but I just bury my anger. Zach Galifianakis angeranglebury Change image and share on social
It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me.' Being popular is poison. Zach Galifianakis comedygoodlike Change image and share on social
I can get away with anything. But when I try to be sincere, people just roll their eyes. Zach Galifianakis eyepeopleroll Change image and share on social
Hollywood's built on insecurity. People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way. Zach Galifianakis buildguiltyhollywood Change image and share on social
That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people? Zach Galifianakis amazepeoplerace Change image and share on social
You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody's so tired. Zach Galifianakis concerndeliriumfifteenth share on social
That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed to say. If we didn't do that, if we didn't push against those limits, we'd just be standing around onstage and yelling. Zach Galifianakis comedygreatlimit share on social
When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there. Zach Galifianakis cafeteriachoicefunny Change image and share on social
We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is, like, really funny. Zach Galifianakis comafunnygirlfriend share on social
