I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling. Zach Galifianakis goslingryan Change image and share on social
Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it. Zach Galifianakis bighateinterview Change image and share on social
I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called. But you just take what's given and then, hopefully, down the road you can be more choosy and only do, say, Wayans brothers movies. That's my goal: to be more Merchant-Ivory-Wayans. Zach Galifianakis backbrothercall share on social
I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night. Zach Galifianakis dayfailhead Change image and share on social
Have you seen that show on Lifetime about that woman...? Zach Galifianakis lifetimeshowwoman Change image and share on social
American society loves to prop people up and then take them down. Zach Galifianakis americanlovepeople Change image and share on social
Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person. Zach Galifianakis busboyhatejoint Change image and share on social
As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it. Zach Galifianakis actorantibring share on social
My real last name is Galifianakisburg. Zach Galifianakis galifianakisburgreal Change image and share on social
We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is, like, really funny. Zach Galifianakis comafunnygirlfriend share on social