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Tommy Cooper

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

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These are some quotes by British author Tommy Cooper Comedian, who lived between March 19, 1921 and April 15, 1984.

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Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.

Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.

Tommy Cooper

dreameatmarshmallow

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

Tommy Cooper

alarmassistantblind

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.

Tommy Cooper

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Marriage can be work, it can be difficult, it can be hard, but I think working through those times makes you stronger as a couple and as a unit.

Marriage can be work, it can be difficult, it can be hard, but I think working through those times makes you stronger as a couple and as a unit.

Brian Littrell

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You were not built for comfort and convenience. You were built to overcome.

You were not built for comfort and convenience. You were built to overcome.

Cory Booker

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I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.

I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

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